Joe Shearer and Christopher Lloyd reveal and debate the winners of the 2014 Summer Yappies Awards!
Here are the nominees:
Best Film Captain America: The Winter Soldier Chef Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Get On Up Guardians of the Galaxy X-Men: Days of Future Past Life Itself The Fault in Our Stars When the Game Stands Tall How to Train Your Dragon 2 Calvary Boyhood Nymphomaniac Lock Blue Ruin Neighbors Godzilla Only Lovers Left Alive Cheap Thrills Under the Skin A Most Wanted Man Begin Again Snowpiercer
Best line “They tried to kill James Brown today. Do you want to go down in history as the man who killed the funk?”-James Brown (Chadwick Boseman), Get On Up
“It’s like they were Siamese twins, joined at the rear end.” “Life Itself”
“…if you had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting,” Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Guardians of the Galaxy
“We are Groot.” Groot (Vin Diesel), “Guardians of the Galaxy” “We elevate those who say right but mean wrong, and mock those who say wrong but mean right.” Joe in Nymphomaniac
“Two words I learned tonight. Fuck Chicago.” – Ivan Locke in LOCKE
“The keys are in the car…” – Dwight in BLUE RUIN
“It’s easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us too. There will be days where you feel all alone, and that’s when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope; people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live? As we look around here today, at all of the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we’re saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are, and of who we’re meant to be.” – Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″
“That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech.” – Mac, “Neighbors”
“I got my Lambo!” – “22 Jump Street”
“Fucking centaurs.” – “Hercules”
“I’m distracting you, you turdblossom!” – “Guardians of the Galaxy”
“I don’t believe anyone is 100% dick.” – “Guardians of the Galaxy”
Best actor Chadwick Boseman, “Get On Up” Andy Serkis, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ansel Elgort, “The Fault in Our Stars” Jim Caviezel, “When the Game Stands Tall” Brendan Gleeson, “Calvary” Tom Hardy, “Locke” Macon Blair, “Blue Ruin” Chris Pratt, “Guardians of the Galaxy” Tom Hiddleston, “Only Lovers Left Alive” Ellar Coltrane, Boyhood Philip Seymour Hoffman, “A Most Wanted Man”
Best actress Scarlett Johansson, “Under the Skin” Shailene Woodley, “The Fault in Our Stars” Jenny Slate, “Obvious Child” Gugu Mbatha-Raw, “Belle” Helen Mirren, “The Hundred-Foot Journey” Rose Byrne, “Neighbors” Tilda Swinton, “Only Lovers Left Alive” Patricia Arquette, “Boyhood”
Best supporting actor Nelsan Ellis, “Get On Up” Christopher Walken, “Jersey boys” Peter Dinklage, “X-Men: Days of Future Past” Tom Wilkinson, “Belle” Bill Welbrock, “Boyhood” Dave Bautista, “Guardians of the Galaxy” Godzilla, “Godzilla” Stellan Skarsgaard, Nymphomaniac Anthony Mackie, Captain America: winter soldier Toby Kebbell, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Ethan Hawke, “Boyhood”
Best supporting actress Uma Thurman, “Nymphomaniac, Vol. 1″ Karen Gillian, “Guardians of the Galaxy” Scarlett Johanssen, “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Jennifer Lawrence, “X-Men: Days of Future Past”
Best Villain Koba (Toby Kebbel), “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Alexander Pierce (Robert Redford), “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Nebula (Karen Gillian), “Guardians of the Galaxy” Big Daddy, “The Purge: Anarchy” Mr. Jang, “Lucy” Shredder (Tohoru Masamune), “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
Best action sequence Final battle, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” Escape from the Kyln, “Guardians of the Galaxy” Breaking Magneto from prison, “X-Men: Days of Future Past” The ship seige, “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Final battle, “Godzilla” Showdown with Electro/Clock Tower fight, “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″ Bringing down the building, “The Expendables 3″ The Invasion of France, “Edge of Tommorow” The fight with Franco the Elder, “Snowpiercer”
Best comedy Guardians of the Galaxy Neighbors Cheap Thrills Chef 22 Jump Street They Came Together
Worst film A Million Ways to Die in the West Earth to Echo Transformers: Age of Extinction Edge of Tomorrow Hercules Deliver Us From Evil Lucy Magic in the Moonlight Into the Storm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Neighbors
Most disappointing film A Million Ways to Die in the West Amazing Spider-Man 2 Lucy Maleficent All Cheerleaders Die Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Godzilla 3D Deliver Us From Evil Edge of Tomorrow Neighbors