The 2013 Yappies
Joe Shearer and Christopher Lloyd discover the 2013 Film Yap awards, affectionately known as The Yappies. See below for a complete list of nominees.
BEST FILM 12 Years a Slave Before Midnight The Bling Ring Blue is the Warmest Color Blue Jasmine The Brass Teapot Broken Byzantium Captain Phillips The Counselor Ender’s Game Enough Said Frances Ha Frozen Furious 6 Gravity Her The Hunt In a World … Iron Man 3 Kick-Ass 2 Lovelace Mud Nebraska Pacific Rim Pain & Gain Prisoners The Purge The Place Beyond the Pines Rush The Sapphires Saving Mr. Banks The Spectacular Now This is the End What Maisie Knew The Wolf of Wall Street The World’s End You’re Next
WORST FILM 21 and Over After Earth The Book Thief The Canyons Escape Plan The Family Identity Thief The Lone Ranger Paranoia Parker RED 2
BEST ACTOR Daniel Brühl, “Rush” Bruce Dern, “Nebraska” Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Great Gatsby” Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street” Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave” Idris Elba, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” James Gandolfini, “Enough Said” Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips” Ethan Hawke, “Before Midnight” Michael B. Jordan, “Fruitvale Station” Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club” Mads Mikkelsen, “The Hunt” Joaquin Phoenix, “Her” Robert Redford, “All is Lost” Tye Sheridan, “Mud” Miles Teller, “The Spectacular Now” Forest Whitaker, “Lee Daniels’ The Butler”
BEST ACTRESS Amy Adams, “American Hustle” Onata Aprile, “What Maisie Knew” Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine” Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight” Adele Exarchopoulos, “Blue is the Warmest Color” Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha” Scarlett Johansson, “Her” Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Enough Said” Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks” Shailene Woodley, “The Spectacular Now”
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips” George Clooney, “Gravity” Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave” Will Forte, “Nebraska” Jake Gyllenhaal, “Prisoners” Tom Hanks, “Saving Mr. Banks” James Franco, “Spring Breakers” Jonah Hill, “The Wolf of Wall Street” Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club” Harrison Ford, "42" Sam Rockwell, "The Way Way Back" Chris O’Dowd, “The Sapphires” Craig Robinson, “This is the End”
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Amy Adams, “Her” Naomie Harris, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” Sally Hawkins, “Blue Jasmine” Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle” Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave” Lea Seydoux, “Blue is the Warmest Color” Octavia Spencer, “Fruitvale Station” June Squibb, “Nebraska” Emma Watson, “The Bling Ring”
BEST ANIMATED FILM “Frozen” “The Wind Rises” "Despicable Me 2" LINE OF THE YEAR “I told you to not put metal in the science oven.” – “American Hustle” “I fucked up my whole life because of the way you sing.” – “Before Midnight” “You are the fucking mayor of Crazytown, do you know that? You are!” – “Before Midnight” “Well, it must have been one hell of a night we’re about to have.” – “Before Midnight” “Everything gonna be OK.” – “Captain Phillips” “It was too gynecological to be sexy.” – “The Counselor” “I don’t wanna become the devil’s bitch.” – “Evil Dead” “Where’s its scrotum, Llewyn?! Where’s its scrotum?” – “Inside Llewyn Davis” “Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.” – “Iron Man 3” “This helmet smells like my duck butter.” – “Mud” “I never knew the sonofabitch even wanted to be a millionaire. He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!” – “Nebraska” “What’s the statute of limitations on bullshit?” – “Nebraska” “Where is my goddamn shoe?!” – “Pacific Rim” “Tonight, we are going to cancel the apocalypse!” – “Pacific Rim” “You know who invented salad? Poor people.” – “Pain & Gain” “Look at my shit!” – “Spring Breakers” “Do your thing, cuz!” – “Texas Chainsaw 3D” "Can she do that with a big cock? No offense."--Lovelace “James Franco didn’t suck any dick last night? Now I know y’all are trippin!” – “This is the End” “Just answer me one question: Is Michael Cera’s butthole as adorable as I pictured?” – “This is the End” “We’ll always have the disableds.” – “The World’s End”
BEST ORIGINAL SONG “Let it Go,” Idina Menzel, from “Frozen” “The Man That Never Was,” Rick Springfield and the Foo Fighters, from “Sound City” “Mantra,” Trent Reznor, Josh Homme and Dave Grohl, from “Sound City” “The Moon Song,” Karen O, from “Her” “Oblivion,” M83 feat. Suzanne Sundfor, from “Oblivion” “Young & Beautiful,” Lana Del Rey, from “The Great Gatsby”
BEST USE OF A PREVIOUSLY RECORDED VOCAL SONG IN A MOVIE “Blue,” by Eiffel 65 from “Iron Man 3” “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” by the Backstreet Boys from “This is the End” “Fare Thee Well (Dink’s Song)” by Marcus Mumford & Oscar Isaac from “Inside Llewyn Davis” “I Feel Love” by Donna Summer from “American Hustle” “I Swear,” by All-4-One from “Despicable Me 2” “Looking for the Magic” by the Dwight Twilley Band from “You’re Next” “Modern Love” by David Bowie from “Frances Ha” “Ramble On” by Led Zeppelin from “Oblivion” “Release” by Pearl Jam from “Out of the Furnace” “Smokestack Lightnin’ ” by Howlin’ Wolf from “The Wolf of Wall Street” “Supersymmetry” by Arcade Fire from “Her” “Waterfalls” by TLC from “We’re the Millers”
BEST CAMEO Pierce Brosnan, “The World’s End” Robert De Niro, “American Hustle” Chris Evans, “Thor: The Dark World” Selena Gomez, “Aftershock” Jeff Jarrett, "Spring Breakers" Bill Hader, “Her” Harry Dean Stanton, “The Last Stand” Jason Statham, “Furious 6” Channing Tatum, “This is the End” Kristen Wiig, “Her”
BEST PERFORMANCE IN A BAD (OR DISAPPOINTING) MOVIE Justin Chon, “21 and Over” John D’Leo, “The Family” John Malkovich, “RED 2” Shari Moon Zombie, “The Lords of Salem” Geoffrey Rush, “The Book Thief” Arnold Schwarzenegger, “Escape Plan” Will Smith, “After Earth”
WORST PERFORMANCE IN A GOOD MOVIE Moises Arias, “Ender’s Game” Jennifer Garner, “Dallas Buyers Club” Brad Pitt, “12 Years a Slave”
BEST (AS IN MOST GRUESOME, CHILLING, INNOVATIVE OR MACABRELY HUMOROUS) DEATH SCENE Michael Cera, “This is the End” James Franco, “Spring Breakers” Brad Pitt, “The Counselor” Eli Roth, “Aftershock” Amy Seimetz, “You’re Next” Nicholas Tucci, “You’re Next”
BEST OPENING “Gravity” “Inside Llewyn Davis” “Mama” “Pacific Rim” “The Wolf of Wall Street” “You’re Next”
BEST ENDING “12 Years a Slave” “All is Lost” “Before Midnight” “Frances Ha” “Gravity” “Her” “Mama” “Nebraska” “Prisoners” “Saving Mr. Banks” “The Wolf of Wall Street” “You’re Next”
BEST VILLAIN Jason Clarke, “White House Down” Luke Evans, “Furious 6” Stacy Keach, “Nebraska” Olga Kurkulina, “Kick-Ass 2” Vithaya Pansringarm, “Only God Forgives” Guy Pearce, “Iron Man 3” Rhys Wakefield, “The Purge” James Woods, “White House Down”
BEST SEQUEL “Despicable Me 2” “Furious 6” “The Hangover Part III” “Iron Man 3” “The Wolverine”
BEST COMEDY “The Bling Ring” “Frances Ha” “In a World ..” “This is the End” “The Wolf of Wall Street”
BEST ACTION FILM “Furious 6” “Gravity” “Iron Man 3” “Pacific Rim” “White House Down” “World War Z”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT Amy Adams’ club dress in “American Hustle” Christian Bale’s combover in “American Hustle” Bradley Cooper’s curlers in “American Hustle” The teapot in “The Brass Teapot” The lifeboat in “Captain Phillips” The “bolo” in “The Counselor” Joaquin Phoenix’s letters in “Her” The air compressor in “Nebraska” The racecars in “Rush”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ANIMAL Leslie Chow’s chickens in “The Hangover Part III” Eisenhower the German Shepherd in “Kick-Ass 2” The pigs in “Upstream Color” Ulysses the cat in “Inside Llewyn Davis"
HOTTEST SEX SCENE / BEST NUDITY Rosario Dawson, "Trance" Julie Delpy, "Before Midnight" Cameron Diaz, “The Counselor” Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux, “Blue is the Warmest Color” James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel Korine, “Spring Breakers” Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson, “Her” Margot Robbie, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
BEST ACTION SEQUENCE The London chase, “Furious 6” The freeway tank chase, “Furious 6” The cargo-plane takedown, “Furious 6” The car chase, “A Good Day to Die Hard” The climactic train showdown, “The Lone Ranger” The initial siege, “Olympus Has Fallen” Gipsy Danger versus the Hong Kong kaiju, “Pacific Rim” The car chase on the White House lawn, “White House Down”
BEST USE OF 3D Gravity The Great Gatsby Metallica: Through the Never Pacific Rim Texas Chainsaw 3D
BEST FIGHT Gina Carano vs. Michelle Rodriguez, “Furious 6” Nick Frost vs. the entire pub, “The World’s End” Ryan Gosling vs. Vithaya Pansringarm, “Only God Forgives” Chloe Grace Moretz vs. Olga Kurkulina, “Kick-Ass 2” Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel vs. Kim Kold and Luke Evans, “Furious 6” Channing Tatum vs. Jason Clarke, “White House Down”
BEST DIRECTOR Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity” Paul Greengrass, “Captain Phillips” Nicole Holofcener, “Enough Said” Ron Howard, “Rush” Spike Jonze, “Her” Abdellatif Kechiche, “Blue is the Warmest Color” Richard Linklater, “Before Midnight” Steve McQueen, “12 Years a Slave” Alexander Payne, “Nebraska” Martin Scorsese, “The Wolf of Wall Street” Ridley Scott, “The Counselor” Denis Villeneuve, “Prisoners”
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Woody Allen, “Blue Jasmine” Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha” Lake Bell, “In a World …” Derek Cianfrance, Ben Coccio and Darius Marder, “The Place Beyond the Pines” Aaron Guzikowski, “Prisoners” Nicole Holofcener, “Enough Said” Spike Jonze, “Her” Kelly Marcel and Sue Smith, “Saving Mr. Banks” Cormac McCarthy, “The Counselor” Peter Morgan, “Rush” Bob Nelson, “Nebraska” Jeff Nichols, “Mud”
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY Sofia Coppola, “The Bling Ring” Abdellatif Kechiche and Ghalia Lacroix, “Blue is the Warmest Color” Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight” Billy Ray, “Captain Phillips” John Ridley, “12 Years a Slave” Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, “This is the End” Terence Winter, “The Wolf of Wall Street”