Your Highness
Merging the stoner comedy genre with sword-and-sorcery films seemed like a good idea on the surface, but this lame-brained flick from the "Pineapple Express" crew is more buzzkill than gut-busting funny.
On the one hand, I'm happy that we live in a world in which Danny McBride can become a movie star. Let's face it: With his mullet coif, cheeseburger mustache and beer gut, he looks more like a guy who drives a Camaro IROC-Z to his job at the sewer treatment plant than somebody who makes movies with people who rule at the Oscars.
But comedy is the ultimate meritocracy, and McBride is funny. Unfortunately, "Your Highness" isn't.
He plays Thadeous, a prince who'd rather lay around the castle smoking "glorious herbs" than go out questing like his older brother, Fabious (James Franco). When his brother's new bride (Zooey Deschanel) is kidnapped by an evil wizard (Justin Theroux), Thadeous agrees to tag along.
When the greatest warrior in the land turns out to be a comely lass (Natalie Portman), things look up for awhile. But there are still despotic woodland kings and amorous minotaurs to overcome.
"Your Highness" is a medieval low point — a great idea, badly botched.
Details on video extras were still sketchy at press time, but here's what I have gathered. Both the DVD and Blu-ray versions include an unrated extended version of the film, a making-of documentary, a commentary track with director David Gordon Green, McBride, Franco and Theroux, deleted/alternate scenes and a gag reel.
The Blu-ray also includes "Perverted Visions," an extended version of the Great Wise Wizard sequence, more extended scenes and a montage of alternative jokes from various scenes.
Film: 2 Yaps Extras: 4 Yaps