A trainwreck meets a plane crash meets a fiery car accident, "The Canyons" is every disease-ridden plague you can fathom disguised as a Cinemax late-night romp. Everyone involved with this will assuredly want it erased from their resume, most notably director Paul Schrader of "American Gigolo" and "Taxi Driver" fame. Lindsay Lohan, who seemingly has nowhere to go but up career-wise, is the lead horse in this carousel of hackneyed goofs.
The Canyons
The Canyons
The Canyons
A trainwreck meets a plane crash meets a fiery car accident, "The Canyons" is every disease-ridden plague you can fathom disguised as a Cinemax late-night romp. Everyone involved with this will assuredly want it erased from their resume, most notably director Paul Schrader of "American Gigolo" and "Taxi Driver" fame. Lindsay Lohan, who seemingly has nowhere to go but up career-wise, is the lead horse in this carousel of hackneyed goofs.